Who's got two thumbs and is completely nuts???

Hi friends!

So I leave Portland on Monday. That's craaazy man. I think I'm ready though. Oh wait, I should explain a little bit about this little adventure first.

Step 1: Get a sweeeeet Job
Step 2: Save up nest egg
Step 3: Lose marbles
Step 4: Leave sweeeet job in the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression
Step 5: Use nest egg to travel around on sailboats to uhhhhhhh?????

There you go. If you're not satisfied with that then go here for a ROUGH idea.

I love you Portland, you've been a good friend.

Love Willy